Friday, March 12, 2010

All apologies from Crumbville


바나나, that girl Em, and Schmootzie have all been held up at customs so to speak.   Be patient folks, and GET THE GOODIES!!!!  Bigger things then we have ever pulled off are soon to come.  
One Love Radio is DOPE!
 Oh yeah..   the Vinyl Resurrection is Dope too!!!! ;P  Next friday we've got another one coming..  Fashion, music, art, miscellaneous madness we've got you covered! Broadcasting live from two (and maybe soon three??) continents!  Let them eat crumbs!  Crumbs for all!!


-Schmootzie

ONE LOVE RADIO VOL. 1


One Love Radio is finally here ya'll...This mix has got everything, including a couple of mistakes ;p
but what it doesn't have is a track listing so why don't all you zombies out there try to guess the tracks in the comments section. If anyone gets them all maybe you'll win something.
btw if you like the Zombie girl picture above then check out...
http://www.livingdeadgirlz.com/ Pussy Cat Dolls meets Zombies? sounds like a winner to me!

One Love

Wu-Massacre album art, crossover marketing, and dope.


            


Many of you must know that Method Man, Raekwon, and Ghostface Killah of the Wu-Tang Clan have collaborated together on a new album entitled Wu-Massacre.  Nice album art, and nice comic/music combo!  Five stars! I hope the album is good!  More on this soon, as us zombies do our homework.

-Schmootzie

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Say word...


Interior designer, Gary Hutton, designed this bathroom for a Venice, California loft.  I think it looks like a cleaned up version of a nightclub bathroom.  It looks nice, but I'm not so impressed.  

바나나

Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly..

;)




Along with the old school music videos, why not throw this in...  Thanks to all of you for our google search placement for our moniker, but there is still much to be done.  Luckily we stay a bit ahead of the curve to say the least.  The vinyl resurrection (scroll down) is on steady rotation over here.  Its about to get warm out huh?  

-schmootzie

Saturday, March 6, 2010

When Bambi meets Godzilla, 1969 Classic


Classic! If you haven't seen this then...  Well, you know what to do.  I figured folks would like a reminder.



-Schmootzie

Rodarte inspired by Asian horror genre


I guess I was living under a rock or something, but I had no idea that Rodarte drew inspiration from Asian horror flicks.  Specifically Japanese AND Korean flicks!  Watch the following video to learn a bit more about Rodarte and see if you can spot the poster for the Korean movie, "Tale of Two Sisters."  Very cool!  I definitely like their translation of horror to fashion.



바나나

Friday, March 5, 2010

Homophobia on ice...


Figure skater Johnny Weir has come into the spotlight mainly because of questions over his sexuality and how it is interpreted in his choreography.  Broadcasters have stated that he should skate against women, not men, and speculated that he lost points due to his costume and body language.  I think that the concentration on sexuality and gender regarding figure skating undermines the sport.  I've never been super into the Olympics, but figure skating was always of interest.  Their is some real beauty and grace in figure skating, but there is also much athleticism.  I don't know much about the sport, but you can easily observe flexibility, balance, speed, strength, etc.

Regarding Weir, his choreography and costumes definitely have some flamboyant flair.  I don't believe this should undermine his talent although it might have been in his best interest to wear a more conservative costume for the Olympics.  Mainly because it IS the Olympics.  Although, if everyone was a little more open-minded, perhaps his creativity would be a more welcome addition to the Olympics.  While many people watch and enjoy the Olympics, Weir's showmanship and creativity could raise viewership and expand old notions of figure skating being stuffy and boring.

Overall, I give him props.  He has an interesting background.  Once an equestrian, he had to sell his horse (My Blue Shadow) because of financial issues.  He also taught himself how to ice skate on a frozen cornfield by his house.  In addition, he designs many of his own costumes and has taught himself Russian and French.  I definitely hope he performs in the next Olympics!

Past the jump, watch his performance to Lady Gaga's Poker Face...

The Vinyl Resurrection Show vol. 1, FZ Radio is here! Every Friday! Dope!





Here it is folks, the launch of 
FZ Radio where every Friday we will be hittin you with a brand new exclusive music mix to download! So stay tuned ya don't wanna miss a beat! The Zombies are music aficionados [some might stretch to say musical wizards??] who knows what audio delights we will dig up for ya?

"First up......i believe that's me" Yep i'm laying down the gauntlet with my first in a regular monthly mix,
"The Vinyl Resurrection Show" where i will be diggin through my dusty crates to bring you rare, classic or just down right fonky wax. Yeah that's right, real records on real turntables mixed live, for about 60 minutes, crackles, skips, wack ass baby scratches and all! So remember: the first Friday of every month "The Vinyl Resurrection Show" online and on Faster Zombies.

As this is "episode 1" and a very special moment in all our lives? This is a special mix....
"Yesh Yesh Ya'll" a 
Disco Rap extravaganza! it's been over 30 years since the first Hip Hop recording, so what better place to start than at the beginning, these are the first ever "Rap" records as we know it today, released between 1979 and 1980, mostly recorded in one take with live musicians on back up, this is how it was done before the "Electro" age and the introduction of the drum machine and sampling which followed a year later.........


Eminem vs The Govenator....

I had a dream in which Eminem was battling Arnold Swarzenegger (sp) and I woke up to realize I fell asleep in front of the TV and the last battle scene from 8Mile was about to begin.



8Mile did for battle rap what Juice did for battle DJing...



Accept of course they used real rappers in 8Mile and fake DJ's pretending to DJ over what sounds like 45 King Routines...

So why do serious rappers hate 8Mile while DJ's love Juice?

Throwback Friday: Get well soon Guru

This weeks Throwback Friday, we pay homage to one of the greatest Hip Hop groups of all time Gangstarr. The D.J./M.C. pairing of DJ Premier and Keith E.E [Guru] shaped the sound of Hip Hop in the 90's kicking off the jazz sampling age with 1990's "Jazz Thing" taken from the soundtrack to Spike Lee's "Mo Better Blues". They continued to bring the "Boom Bap" formulating what is now known as the archetypal "New York Sound" right up to the no nonsense of their last album [to date] "The Ownerz" 2003.
This video is the classic "Words I Manifest" taken from their first album, 1989's "No More Mr Nice Guy".........



Our thoughts go out to Guru and wish him a speedy recovery, as one of my fellow Zombies can tell you, comas ain't no joke. For the latest updates on Guru's condition check D.J. Premiers Blog.
Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal we salute you!





-jimmy plates

Thursday, March 4, 2010

ODB, of course I'm rich!


Bad, bad Leroy Brownnnnnn...  R.I.P. sir!  I had a vision today of doing a post regarding the Ol' Dirty Bastard.  I needed to go back to the times when the Wu was a baby, when I first experienced living in the suburbs (like Mars, at least to me) and the city folk started looking at me funny.  At least the R3 to R7 / R8 two hour ride to go chill* had a soundtrack..  I listened to the Gravediggaz (which in europe had a crazy a$$ name btw) the Outkast, Nas, Jeru etc. etc etc.  and of course the ODB and his clan!!!!!

Jay-Z might have brought the hood to the burbs like he thinks, but the Wu brought something undefinable that (at least in my K.O.P. Abercrombieville ;P ) made a serious impression.  If you don't believe me, just watch these.  No fancy digital stuff, no theatrics, just ...  ummm?  Point is, no one will ever be like the ODB again, and that's all that's it.  The man was both a founding, and perhaps the most original, member of the Wu.



Kinda different from the endless stream of "behind the scenes" of music video footage, and Macbook-cam beefs huh?  Yes, those are actually food stamps, and yes it was 1995...

Nude for Thought

Why is it frowned upon to be naked in public?



We all have the same parts. Some of us larger or smaller than others. But I don't get why it's something to be embarrassed of. Or something to keep hidden.

Let's take off our pants and dance in all our nakie glory.

I want to be able to go to any beach in the states and not have tan lines. I want to be able to go to the convenience store and buy my cigarettes in the buff. Well, in the summer at least.

Shirt
Pants
No Service

Let's start small. Have a national naked day. One where we won't have to fear arrest because we left our spanks and tees at home. A day to break in the idea. O and no pointing and laughing. No judging. Please.

I will start the naked revolution

-That Girl Em

Ready for Spring

Flower Shower...
 
  
 

As much as I try to dress bright and colorful for the winter, I usually end up with my staple grays and blacks.  I forced myself to not buy another pair of black boots this winter.  I ended up with gray boots instead!  Well spring is in the air, so I'll start rocking florals.  I love florals because they can be toughened up- whether it's a leather jacket or motorcycle boots- it always looks fresh.  Just like Spring!  Florals are also very economical.  Try vintage and thrift shopping for florals and you'll find out why!  Experiment with different floral looks.  You can do all sorts of looks:  edgy, feminine, cowboy, mod, boho, glam.  Email your favorite floral looks to ultrafastzombie@gmail.com!

바나나

My Spirit Animal...


바나나

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I shot up with a free pen from my bank...

Thanks to one of our super cool friends Sid, we found out about this PNC bank pen shaped like a syringe.  We don't endorse drug use, but are headed out tomorrow to get our very own syringe pen.  Smell ya later...
Hey kids, don't try this at home!

바나나

Queen Yu-Na! 김연아


She's Korean! Her coach is Canadian! We love Queen Yu-Na!  She recently became a gold medalist with a record breaking score at only 19 years of age.  At one point in her career she had to stop skating because of a herniated disk.  You can see her performance here.  After the jump their is a cool video from NY Times where Yu-Na and her coach discuss how she does her triple lutz triple toe move with cool animations...

Tommy want wingy? Evil Chimes!



Yeah, thanks M. Volvoid..  As other zombies have said, I think I might have nightmares.  Fall into the trance of this minions, at first its not funny or interesting in my opinion but by the end its psychotically disturbing like it has violated you in my opinion.  Watch at your own risk!  Its either the most boring or from another dimension.  Do you hear the slight chime sound?  Its like the phone ringing beneath the song below, under the radar but in your damn head!




LISTEN, there is clearly a phonefz ringing turned down below the beat, weird right?  Evil chimes, please, us zombies are on to you.. Tryingfztofzgetfzmyfzattentionfzall secret syle and sh-t?  Please! It'd be  as if I put random issues  with word spacing  in this blog and  fz letters between words..  




-Schmootzie

Craftypants Philly

We came, we saw, we photographed and "drank beer."  Well two of us did and one of us can't.  F*ck Heineken!  That was not an endorsement for PBR.  Although we saw some pretty cool PBR inspired chotskies and talked to some cool people!  We're really excited to take part in a Twin Peaks party coming up soon...Schmootzie is going to relive being molested by Bob in his worst nightmares!  Take a peek!!!  More pictures after the jump...

Monday, March 1, 2010

The future.. South Korea... Slept on and mistaken about its own role in the world?


It is widely known that S. Korea has had quite a bit of political troubles since the end of the Korean War.  However, by the time they hosted the 1988 Summer Olympics things had begun to rapidly change.  That said (and factual ;P) there is little known about their impact on the world.  This should change. We should all be paying much more attention to the country.  Although it is shadowed in the news in comparison with its closest neighbors (China, Japan, and N. Korea), its about time people looked a bit closer.  Especially because their influence on us is already pretty big, and may be growing faster then we think.  In short its time we got pretty hip to what's going on in S. Korea, and introduced to some pretty dope music, fashion and even movies coming out of the "Hermit Kingdom."  Truthfully, in regards to music they have been dope for a pretty long time (see song below).  Even if it is referred to as a Hermit, S. Korea certainly is not.  But what does its people think?  If they think no one will notice (and follow the zombies lead) its time they think otherwise.















I'd tell you who this is, but some zombie secrets stay that way ;P  If you can read Korean, and make beats (more then possible) then you might be lucky right now.  I can't read Korean but I had heard of them through diggin'. Aren't I lucky ;P

Oh yeah, they got one less then Russia, good work S. Korea and really Russia??!!

-Schmootzie

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