Ear buds and the Apple conspiracy to destroy the record industry as we know it ;)

What's up with Earbuds?

They are sooo uncomfortable, yet so popular.

There is a reason that these things are so prominently displayed in I POD ads

It's because they are Apple's tool of destruction ;)

Forget I Pods and I Tunes...Earbuds are the real reason why the major labels are in trouble.

That's why these tools of mass distraction come free with every I Pod, and why they are in all the adverts.

Think about it, before I Pods these things were called "in ear headphones"

Who wants a pair of "in ear headphones" ...noone!!!

But through Apple's massive marketing machine now everyone walks around with these things in their ears.

When the world was still captive to Sony discman with 4x read ahead to prevent skipping (and they always skipped anyway) and Rio's (remember the original badass mp3 player)

With the exception of that ad...it was all about BIG CHUNKY headphones...

Everywhere you looked kids had them on

(I just made that kid famous)

So why do the good people at Apple want you to wear earbuds instead of the classic, huge headphones.

It's simple really, Earbuds sit inside your ear, and your I Pod contains hours of music. What does this add up to? Hearing Loss

Now the Apple conspiracy don't want you to go deaf, just loose enough of your hearing so that the crappy files they sell on their I Tunes store actually sound passable. Why would you ever buy another form of music if you can no longer appreciate fidelity.

Even the sound systems they pass off as Hi-Fi for these things are garbage...

Before we all lost the top octaves of our hearing THIS was a Hi-Fi

Next thing you know someone will do a rap version of Mac vs PC and people will actually go on I Tunes and buy it!!!

Don't blame Canada, or the music Industry,

Blame the Earbud ;)

One Love.