Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Combine these concepts..

Take Jon's questions.. Regarding experiencing things "on weed"..


Then try breaking down R.A.W. after asking yourself Jon's question.. More then likely saying "no.." and deciding to change that..


I'm seriously curious how this experiment goes.. Everyone on earth who tries can telepathically connect with a Faster Zombie while they were in high school..

-仁子良寿

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

This is important part one.. Market Research.

This is important.. Okay, seriously, I am going to put up two options as far as our future hip-hop musical video posts (as far as the majority of them). It is also a lyrically educational post.. That's a double win!!

Option A:
note: All I can say to this is "Racks on Racks on Racks." I put up the version with the lyrics written down so ya'll could basically understand it. I also didn't put up the 13 Minute remix, for hopefully obvious reasons..


Option B:
note: There is no note, this is an easy pick to contrast with the other methinks..


Option C) In real life this is the type of video I would put up most of the time.. but I should at least attempt to stay within.. I don't know... a two year time frame nahmean'? Actually f--k that, you guys know how to vote.. May the best video, according to all of my fellow zombies win..


And like that.. he was gone... next episode of the video off contests Jazz..

Word..

-仁子良寿

p.s. I know I took a week off basically, I was flooded and hospitalized (you know how it is out here in zombieville) so don't expect another break haters.. Wait do we have haters? I never thought about that.. hmm..

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Zombie-proof house

I first saw this on a friend of mine's wall on facebook (link < should be checked out methinks). This a couple of months ago to be exact I believe, but since we are Faster Zombies generally speaking I figured it was about time that I put a link to this^ Zombie-Proof House up. Truthfully, I have no comment on it. How am I supposed to? Riddle me that..

-仁子良寿

Found this, think it's cool, and so on and so forth...

Boink..

After a piece from Jimmy Plates a year ago regarding the movie about Banksy I figured I'd throw up this link (click Boink) as I figured many of our visitors would find it cool. Enjoy.. In no way is this a clever advertisement for a new(ish) band out of Philly who I support, but they are called Nothing so I suppose it kind of is.. Aren't I clever ;P

-仁子良寿

This is self explanatory, and by that I mean... what that means..

VS.



For really really low budget (like it better be free) DJ software.. Viola.. I have no clue what I think of this, it's more a mixtape machine where you can't record it.. I mean, you can but that requires far too much thought.. Basically it's useless, but kind of fun.. Sort of like gossiping about celebrities...

-仁子良寿

Monday, May 30, 2011

Bored? Time travel musically. I mean why not?


Find the #1 song the day you were born.. Obviously I'm old. Older then my parents. Riddle me how? I'm a damn zombie, I adopt parents much like "cool" kids adopt personas while my beloved nerds adopt things that last a bit longer then hammer pants. That said, parachute pants (what a nerd knows them as) have their place as well to be sure. I'm just saying..

-仁子良寿

Zombies at Six Flags and Middle Eastern History.. sweeet!?!


I don't steal pics..
www.lovethesepics.com/2011/05/creepy-crusty-crumbling-illegal-tour-of-abandoned-six-flags-new-orleans-75-pics/

Since zombies never die unless our heads are chopped off or what have you, I think in this day of A.D.D. this type of history may catch on.. Click here and enjoy..

It's easier then having been there..

It's awfully late, I'm catering to my own whims..  Deal with it..

-仁子良寿

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Serge Gainsbourg, bad dance moves etc..

What inspired me to put this up was an injury, when injured I listen to a lot of music and make myself busy around my apt. doing chores etc.  I also read a lot, particularly back issues of magazines I subscribe to or buy regularly.

I often check out waxpoetics magazine, among others regarding vinyl collecting in a vain hope to expose myself to new stuff I did not think of purchasing (in my epic knowledge ;P) and what have you.  I don't think Serge Gainsbourg is a name many of ya'll haven't heard of, but how about this video?  This is one of many reasons I appreciate waxpoetics tv...  Randomness is glorious occasionally...



Interesting dance moves eh?  In regards to any advice on records that are good at soothing an injured body and mind, that is kind of personal I'd say..  If you aren't sure what you want to hear during down times may I suggest two worthwhile musical sources?..  I needed music that provided quality background soundtracks for my busywork and these worked...  While both vary in what they provide, so far they have given me a plethora of proper distractions..

Soma FM - A San Fransisco based independent collection of internet radio stations that are also available on the iPhone too as a $5.00 Ap.

Stones Throw Records Podcasts - If you don't know what this is, I'm really not sure what to say, but by all means check it out.  Seriously, you haven't heard of this?

Also, I discovered this a LONNNNGGG time ago, it really is in no way relaxing but it is kind of fun to browse through in one's bored times..  I'm not sure it's "cool" and I don't really care, as a kid I loved checking out Red Grooms exhibits, this reminds me of his stuff, only with car parts as dj's..  Introducing UJino Works if ya'll ain't heard of it..  Weird yeah, but look who tf is posting this..

An example:



-仁子良寿

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Consider yourself warned..



Every single day from now on, we will be keeping all the nerds out there well fed.  We thank the 17,000 plus folks who visited us during our hiatus, and the approximately 1,000 of our visitors who have downloaded our "goodies"..  Speaking of the hiatus, it's been 9 months and a day..  That said, I love the number 8.. It's got a lucky charm doesn't it?  I think I will try to do about 8 posts a week from now on as a minimum number, that'll be 1.14 or so a day..  Maybe we've been up to more then just changing our blog top banner?  Check ya tomorrow..

Oh yeah.. One Love's favorite DJ D-Mass's new mixes can be found here..

djd-mass.com DOPE!!

http://www.facebook.com/FasterZombies we hope you like us on fb if you haven't yet btw..

peace,

-仁子良寿

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

In the mean time..



Yeah yeah yeah..  This was a minute ago..
I figured folks might find this interesting.
Nice verse, no less written out at nah right.
Normal Zombies < Faster Zombies

Yeah Kanye's video is cool (and has some Devil's advocate vibe?)
but try this remix (link below) with Jay-Z.  With lyrics scripted?  Weird but whatever.

http://nahright.com/news/2010/08/19/kanye-west-feat-jay-z-swizz-beatz-power-remix-cdq/

normal programming..



enjoy the madness..

Ottawa, T-Dot, NYC, PHL, ATL, Orlando, MIA, Chi, Twin Cities, San Fran, LA, San Diego, TX, Osaka, Seoul, Londres, etc etc etc.!  Ugh!!!.. far too many folks for Zombies to love..  We love you all..  Now for the random flex?  Or is it?

Don't forget Logan's Run okay?



Random?  Sureeee..  Inside jokes are so damn cool..  Wait..
I hope folks get the faster zombie joke by now.  Its not a joke so much as a D-Commentary.
We are occasionally hip-hop heads..  Sue us.


-Schmootzie

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Yeah.. Don't worry, give us another month guys, we've got you..

Hi guys..  The faster zombies are far from dead, I mean we are zombies.. but besides the already dead thing we ARE not dead in your terms.  We had to go back to school, sling the newest, refinance, start our own hustles, become one of the best promoters in PHL annnd remix our format.  Nearly 14,000 hits only about 6 months in (nothing folks, just watch) did you think we'd just fade out?  Nope. Nope and nope.  Don't worry Kyoko and don't worry in general.  Cayate la boca haters. We occasionally need to do some undercover stuff, if after our last breaks we came back strong then think hulk this time.  Download the goodies, get the joke and follow the leader.  Give us one more month.  We love all of you.  New Format Sept. 8th..  Everyone is still here we just needed to make real moves before on here we Atliens 3rd song.  The format is the format kiddos.  The AZ video is appropriate.  Trust faster zombies.



-Schmootzie

Saturday, July 24, 2010

dontworrykyoko

Hello fellow zombies...

바나나 here.  I've started my own personal blog but will continue to update on here as well.  I'll be using a few of my favorite posts from here, as well as lots of new postings.  Nothing bad going on here...I just want to write a few things that aren't so relevant to FZ Blog.  Please continue reading Faster Zombies as well.  Sorry for the lack of posts, we've been busy.

 xo 

바나나

http://www.dontworrykyoko.blogspot.com

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

hey what's up...

I wonder if this is real....


Btw Google just announced that they are going to come out with their own digital music store...
if it is as good as Android turned out to be then finally there will be some competition to Itunes...
Competition is good...


But the real reason I decided to make a post was to post this...


This one is better though...one kid recreates the whole scene by himself...


BTW to all you wanna be Tony Montana's just remember if you don't have the nightclub, the nice home, the cars, etc., your not Tony, your Hannah.
lol

peace,
One Love

Monday, June 7, 2010

4G Iphone




Now for those who didn't get to go to the event or watch the realtime stream of the event here is the basic rundown:
Its is 25% thinner, making it the thinest smartphone on the market.
It has 4x's the pixels on the touchscreen for even better images
It now has an LED flash for photos and 720p 30fps HD video with built in video editing
Apple is releasing an imovie app for high quality editing on the phone itself
They have added a gyroscope to it (all 6 axis of motion detection available) the gaming possibilities are ridiculous for this one.
The new IOS4 OS enables multitasking across the entire range of Idevices including the Ipad etc.
The 3G is no more and the 3GS will take its place at the bottom of the range.
Both the front and the back is made from a special glass that is incredibly strong and will allow signals to pass through the phone without any issues.
The metal band around the sides of the phone (as seen in the Gizmodo video) is made from a special stainless steel that not only holds the components of the phone but also acts as an antenna.
They are now using the same processor that comes in the Ipad making the Iphone more powerful AND better on battery life.
The battery now takes up most of the internals (larger battery) increasing the battery life enormously.
And my favourite announcement is that once you purchase something on any of your Idevices you now can download the same product on your other Idevices for free. And they all will wirelessly sync. This means you can buy an Ibook on your Ipad and read part of it on one device then seamlessly continue reading it another one.
My second favourite announcement is that Apple is fully supporting html5 and you can now develop apps in html5.
Last but not least I can't forget about the forward facing camera or the new app that makes video calls possible (initially though wi-fi)...think scype on steroids...
The 4G will begin shipping later this month, in the US, UK and the rest of their primary Markets.
Canada and the secondary markets will start getting their's in July, the rest of the planet should be able to get their hands on one by September.
This thing is really going to be a game changer....I can't wait for my contract to end so I can upgrade to one.
Bonus:
did you know there was a World Championships for pole dancing?



last years champ apparently got a job with cirque de solliel...real talk.
peace,
One Love





Tuesday, June 1, 2010

M.I.A. versus Lynn Hirschberg


News on my mind...it's late at night...I'm hot and tired.  Too much facebook/ twitter has made me lose my writing skills- but here it is!

Lynn Hirschberg wrote a not so nice article about M.I.A. basically highlighting what I've kind of always thought about her...

M.I.A. retaliates by tweeting the journalist's phone number as if it were her own.

A few people bash Diplo as outing M.I.A. and saying he's a bitter ex-boyfriend.  I disagree, although he probably shouldn't have been so open.

Pharrell said Lynn Hirschberg is OG...that's funny. 

A lot of ppl have been commenting about M.I.A. eating truffle fries.  From what I can tell she seems ashamed...hahaha.  You know what, if you like truffle fries don't be ashamed. Also, they're not that bourgeois anyways. 

Quite frankly, I think Lynn did great journalism but the article was mind-numbing. 

I think twittering the phone number was lame and makes M.I.A. look really, really juvenile.  The media twists and contorts- get a publicist.  Learn how to soundbyte.  Duh.

M.I.A. is engaged to a very, very wealthy man and has money herself.  Instead of promoting her politics through her music, twitter, and videos she should take her money and put it into the cause.  Because guess what, some hipster in Brooklyn doesn't give a shit about Sri Lanka.  All she does is make the issue a novelty and make violence/ terrorism seem chic.  Please.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

ONE LOVE RADIO VOL. 3


One Love Radio volume 3 is finally up...its a mishmash of hiphop, funk and reggae records...So far its my favourite episode of One Love Radio by a long way...
Sorry about the delay, this one took a little extra time...I think it was worth the wait though.

Question: Are you ready for the zombie attack?

Just checking...
 While you are thinking about that, check this out.




I mean really, what were they (the shake weight people) thinking?


Bonus*





Niki Minaj is killing it right now so you know I had to show her some FZ love....




BTW I know that it has been really quiet around here lately but trust me we have some really big things coming soon, so stay tuned.
peace,
One Love

A day late, a brief story, a fun mix meet the B+++



"Long story short...  First of all, I made three of these mixes.  I just didn't put them up...  I've never much cared for social standings, or other folks opinions, in fact I enjoy displaying my middle digit to haters when necessary, but I'm not going to go out of my way to piss you off.  I'm sorry!!!!  Enjoy!!!"
-T9

Thanks man...  Its about time and better late then never.  We'll have to have another talk about the flock of seagulls..  seriously..

-Schmootzie

p.s.  The break is almost over...  I'm liking it.  I am I am.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Vinyl Resurrection vol. 3 !!! Special guest DJ Si Spex!





As I have said in the past, as is true in life, just because something seems to have tapered off (this blog) doesn't mean it has at all.  Behind the scenes we are building our arsenal and pretty soon...  muahahahahaha!!!   Consider this mix a pre-cursor.  Usually the Vinyl Resurrection show is done by the U.K.'s talented Jimmy Plates, HOWEVER this week however it has been done by Si Spex (< his myspace page w/ his solo vinyl releases on it).  If you don't know who he is then click here..  Either do that or listen to this, and think the Banksy movie soundtrack. Then go cry in the corner.  But first download this mix kiddos..

Its dope as sh-t Huh?

Click on the cover.. enjoy!


Substitute Jimmy Plates' name with Si Spex on that cover..  Nevermind... I'll do it for you later.
Anyway, there's the preview.  Wait til' you see what's next.  That's all I will say.

-Schmootzie

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

More Em!

Here's another picture of That Girl Em!


Necklace from Eryn Brinie, camisole from Guess, skirt from H&M, belt from Urban Outfitters

바나나


Sunday, April 25, 2010

New Job, New endeavors

After being a waitress for over a decade, I'm trying out a new gig.  I'll be working as a sales associate at one of my favorite places to shop ever.  I'm extremely nervous about working in such a tempting environment.  I'm also helping style That Girl Em for her weekly party, Tiger Beats.  I like how I'm dressing her, but eventually I'd like to take some more risks.  So here's a few pics:

Tove Jansson and Per Emanuelsson chain shoes.  I would dress Em in these shoes with a cutout one piece in a neon color.  Of course either she or her feet would hate me after!

That Girl Em in a detachable pearl and bow necklace from yesstyle.com, Kenneth Jay Lane necklace, J Crew bandeau swimsuit top, Topshop tank, her own shoes, leggings, and shorts

some random knee high socks I had, pink Chuck's that you can't see (her own), hello kitty tank top from of all places Hot Topic LOL!, and an urban outfitters faux leather skirt

xo
바나나




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